📄 Résumé 👔

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B.F. Griffith is a perpetually busy full-stack web-developer﹠software-engineer with substantial experience building enterprise scale applications but extremely limited availability for taking on any additional open-source collaborations or freelance side-projects, of which he consistently has several of his own underway to occupy his spare time… in addition, of course, to his plenty demanding﹠complex full-time day job always hungry for more productivity.

Consequently, if you’re hoping to engage his skills professionally for freelance consultations or substantially contributive design or coding collaborations on a project, it’d have to be an unusually enticing pitch for something that he personally happens to find extremely idiosyncratically interesting, too lucratively compensated to pass up, or both… Otherwise, he would most likely prefer to kindly point you toward any popular “gig economy” freelancing platform you prefer on which you might manage to hire a less experienced but adequately capable developer, or else recommend that you seek out other reliable local tech community resources who could be a better fit for more mundane or routine technical﹠programming needs (such as building you or your business a blog, portfolio website, or basic eCommerce platform). For anyone interested in actually learning how to code, however, he’s always more than happy to make the time to chat about his experiences in the tech industry over some coffee or tea sometime to offer whatever advice or mentorship he possibly can! ☕

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technical SKILLS:

general professional SKILLS:

EDUCATION:

Coding-Bootcamps:

Coding-Tutorials, autodidactic:

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PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCES&Curriculum Vitæ 📋

full-stack Web-Developer:

Substitute-Teacher﹠freelance Web-Developer:

Social-Studies Teacher:

Assistant-Director: Camp Orca — American Red Cross (Green Mountain Chapter: Shaftsbury, Vermont)

baker at Interstate Brands Corporation

irrigation-systems installer and technician at McClurg & Creamer

stock-clerk and salesperson at Meijer, Inc.

sailing instructor at North Cape Yacht Club


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